How could they possibly be dangerous?
After all, they’re only called Monster Trucks.
“The death was the latest tragedy in a string of accidents involving the massive trucks, which can weigh more than 9,000 pounds and feature tires more than five feet high. According to the Associated Press, truck accidents have killed five people and injured more than 40 between 1992 and 2007.”
Five people in 15 years… clearly it’s an epidemic.