I Heart Sulfur

I love fireworks. I seem to always get screwed come Independence Day. It’s just not the same on TV. Another reason I have to get out of this awful town is you can’t go outside and light any old fool thing that blows up good on fire. And nobody makes things that blow up good like the Chinese.

PS, I’m moving to South Carolina. And buying cases and cases of Neighbor Haters.

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