And that is why I drive 40 minutes for cupcakes

Colleges are funny. In movies like Animal House, they make it look like it’s all toga parties and handjobs. But it actuality, it’s just a place for crazy old guys with tenure to tell kids there’s no such thing as free will and nobody’s liable for anything because mother nature made us do it. Believe me, I wish there was no such thing as free will. I’d be flinging my poo left and right like a monkey, and I certainly wouldn’t be allowed around cute 23-year-olds.

3 Responses to “And that is why I drive 40 minutes for cupcakes”

  1. Samantha Says:

    I love the assertion that “blame is useless.” I’m sure all those police officers and district attorneys who previously found “blame” quite effective in convicting criminals will be happy to hear that their caseloads have now totally disappeared! Woo hoo! Law Enforcement Day at Disneyworld!

  2. tiffany Says:

    College is all about handjobs and toga parties. Hello, what college did you go to?

  3. Devon Says:

    I was self taught.

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