Loyal Gothamite readers can go ahead and skip this, because I know you can’t cross the street in New York without running into some quasi-celebrity. Literally. I was trying to simultaneously walk and shove a slice of pizza into my face once when I smacked right into Isaac Mizrahi. I can tell you with a fair amount of personal experience that he is a very large, easily angered gay man who does not like pepperoni grease anywhere on his person.
But local readers may be marginally piqued by my less volatile encounter at the Chik-Fil-A in the food court at the mall today.
Despite the lame camera phone picture, I promise you that is Saturday Night Live double quota filler Horatio Sanz ordering a #1 combo with a sweet tea. No value size for the big TV star. He don’t need no stinkin’ value. He was there with one of the guys from VH1′s Best Week Ever I didn’t go to college with.
Not that you’ll believe me, but I was totally going to order the same thing even before I saw him.