Ms. Ann better check it before she wrecks it
Let me take this opportunity to yell from the rooftops the praises of Ann’s Snack Bar, home of the bootylicious Ghetto Burger. Nobody makes a burger like the lovely Ms. Ann. Even the conspicuously uncredited and random AmericasBestBurgers.com ranks it #9 in the country. #9! The Vortex is like dog food compared to Ms. Ann’s. Seriously, if you eat meat, and you live within a hundred miles, you owe it to yourself to walk in and proudly order a Ghetto Burger. Skip the Hood Burger. It’s good, but it doesn’t hold a candle to the Ghetto. I don’t have a lot of sex, but this monster of mouth mayhem more than makes up for it. Or causes it. Whatever. Just shut up and eat it.
August 26th, 2005 at 7:56 am
Sold! To the reformed vegetarian in the front row! I live so close to that joint, Ms. Ann could almost throw me a burger.
August 26th, 2005 at 8:53 pm
Sounds tasty. But I’m still not eating one in my beloved Acura.
August 28th, 2005 at 7:16 pm
Just make sure you follow the rules:
- no cursing
- no babies sitting on counter
- no men allowed to wear hats.
Oh, and be prepared for Ms. Ann’s revenge.