Let me take this opportunity to yell from the rooftops the praises of Ann’s Snack Bar, home of the bootylicious Ghetto Burger. Nobody makes a burger like the lovely Ms. Ann. Even the conspicuously uncredited and random AmericasBestBurgers.com ranks it #9 in the country. #9! The Vortex is like dog food compared to Ms. Ann’s. Seriously, if you eat meat, and you live within a hundred miles, you owe it to yourself to walk in and proudly order a Ghetto Burger. Skip the Hood Burger. It’s good, but it doesn’t hold a candle to the Ghetto. I donâ€™t have a lot of sex, but this monster of mouth mayhem more than makes up for it. Or causes it. Whatever. Just shut up and eat it.