To the classy girl in the red Jetta

On the connector. I don’t know, maybe you were fighting with your Eagle-Eye Cherry looking boyfriend and just looking for anybody to go totally menstrual on, but fucking with me and The Rumbler is not a good idea. You can give me the bird, ride your brakes to get my attention, and scream at me as you illegally change lanes all you want. The fact that your man obviously couldn’t care less about me and was actually covering his face as you popped a blood vessel in my direction assures me that I didn’t do anything wrong, and you are a crazy bitch. But I knew that already, because I’m me, and you’re a chick driving a car. Jeez, I sound like Smoove.

2 Responses to “To the classy girl in the red Jetta”

  1. Smoove D Says:

    Thanks for reminding me. All will be clear in a few days when I get around to writing the post.

  2. Law of Attraction Says:

    Law of Attraction

    Law of Attraction

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