Cleveland Rocks!
A few weeks ago, an Ohio girl I know said to me, “Ohio girls are the coolest.” I had no idea what she meant at the time, but now I do. Although, considering her aversion to people touching her, she may not be the best poster child for Ohio girls’ particular millieu. There’s a high school in Canton that boasts a 13% pregnancy rate amongst its female student body. The editorial blames things like movies, TV and video games.
Once again, this brings up an interesting dichotomy. Movies, TV and video games are things I do in lieu of making babies. In fact, my mad skilz at Halo 2 are pretty much the best birth control I can imagine.
August 25th, 2005 at 8:43 am
I had nothing to do with it. Honestly. I swear.
The upside here is that a new generation of acid-washed jean wearing, mullet-sporting, Def Leppard fans is on the way.
August 25th, 2005 at 4:45 pm
The irony here is that Canton is about 30 miles south of Akron–known as “The Rubber Capital of The World”
They make tires there. “AquaTreaded–for her pleasure.”
August 28th, 2005 at 7:07 pm
Coincidence? I think not. Danny G lives in Ohio. 13% of high school girls are knocked up. I had him pegged for at least 20%. Maybe he has been on vacation.