It just cost me $32 to fill up the Super Neon. My NEON. THAT HAS A SMALLER TANK THAN A REGULAR NEON.
To which I have two questions, both with two parts:
1) Where was the SRT-8 Charger in 1999 when gas was 79Â¢ a gallon? And why were we all driving Hyundais and Civics like a bunch of tools?
2) Do nuclear weapons hurt oil? And if not, do we have drill bits that can cut through the enormous glass ocean I want to turn the Middle East into?