It just cost me $32 to fill up the Super Neon. My NEON. THAT HAS A SMALLER TANK THAN A REGULAR NEON.

To which I have two questions, both with two parts:

1) Where was the SRT-8 Charger in 1999 when gas was 79¢ a gallon? And why were we all driving Hyundais and Civics like a bunch of tools?

2) Do nuclear weapons hurt oil? And if not, do we have drill bits that can cut through the enormous glass ocean I want to turn the Middle East into?

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