Canadian motorist arrested for drunk driving gets off because he suffers from a mental illness that causes him to believe female celebrities control his actions. Which we all suffer from a little bit, if by “actions” they mean “chronically masturbate and cry yourself to sleep” and by “celebrities” they mean “that check out girl at Home Depot.”

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