Check yoself before you wreck yoself with art cards with mad skill.

He’s got my vote.

There’s always scooters laying around an ad agency. Eventually, some dummy tries to ride it like a skateboard really fast and then gets a rug burn so bad he can’t sleep in his sleeping bag on the camping trip he’d been planning for weeks, and then catches a really bad cold. Or something similarly hypothetical.

But no one ever does this.

This pretty much sums it up.

It never ceases to amaze me how programmed we are to accept the mammoth female ego and its ability to indict others for their own shortcomings. This particular woman, who is given a forum on CNN for some reason, seems to think everybody gives a shit what she drinks, and that they think less of her because she chooses to abstain form alcohol. Despite the fact she clearly thinks she’s better than them. I can’t even imagine what it must be like to think as highly of myself as a drunk woman.