And to think I’ve been drinking it it all this time.

Be careful when you put lemon juice on raw fish. Make sure all your prep surfaces are clean, you wash your hands, and you don’t completely shit your favorite apron in terror.

This educational video for Korean students to learn English swear words is one of the most pickled things I’ve seen in a long time.

Do you find peanut butter hard to eat? I mean, physically difficult? Are you always saying, “I wish there were some way to make it easier!” Well wish no more. Because now you can get P.B. Slice, which is exactly what it sounds like.

Well, sure, when you describe it THAT way, it just makes me want to fucking DANCE.

The un-autotuned version is worth seeing, too.

There may or may not be magnets involved.

Oprah is giving away TV shows now. Something tell me most of what passes for Oprah-friendly fare on her new network isn’t going to have a lot of appeal, but I would totally watch this guy’s show. And not just because he has the sexiest of palsies.

And yes, it is what it says, so you’ve been warned.

This is another of my favorite things I saw this week. Clearly, this is one brand that understands what the digital realm can and cannot do. And their app is very good, too.

Might actually be Whitney Huston. Not sure. I do know it’s the best thing I saw all day, maybe all week. Watch the whole thing.

“They like to hang out. A lot of them drink beer and wear backwards baseball caps. A lot of them drive SUVs and listen to Dave Matthews Band.” They’re Bros Icing Bros. And now they’re famous.

When I was a child, I didn’t have any neighbor kids to play with, or brothers or sisters, so I often had to enlist my mother when I required a partner in fun. Board games were difficult to get any face time, because they took so long, and Monopoly was a fierce offender in the time suck category. My mother always loathed hearing that I wanted to break out the Monopoly board. If I had been able to play and entire game in 21 seconds, she’d probably been ok with it.

This makes all my holes pucker. That is all.

First Arnold, now Blanche. Has anyone seen Mark Linn-Baker lately? Anyway, in case anyone is wonder about the cultural significance of Rue McClanahan and her golden sisters, behold the trailer for the forthcoming Golden Girls porno. (sadly, totally safe to watch)