Separate-but-equal-SPAN?

Miss Black USC-SPAN?

I like Fridays, because I know it won’t take long for the norms to skeddadle and I’ll have the building to myself and I can watch things like the Archive of American Television’s interview with Robert Culp. I always liked that guy. I loved I Spy as a kid, and I genuinely credit that show and its stars with forming my core values about what “cool guys” were like and that color was just a color. And when he showed up later on Greatest American Hero he was the same cool cat. I’m gonna miss that guy.

It was a late night, drinking, eating fried foods, listening to women complain about the cute boys not in their lives. I need to work off some of this steam. This Teen Steam.

This nerdy girl would not give me the time of day.

So that’s a website, now. Awesome.

I like Bill Paxton. I’ve always thought he was a decent actor, if somewhat limited in his range. But he seems like a good guy who’s probably had to work pretty hard to get where he is, and I certainly wouldn’t begrudge him his success. And I imagine he’s the kind of guy that would really appreciate the kind of dedication that goes into something like this.

Be sure to check out the video library of the Bill Paxton Pinball Machine here.

The weather finally turned in Atlanta today, and there’s a lot of people running around in their shorts and sandals. So we should probably be sure we’re being safe out there.

Sadly, someone beat me to it.

It’s another even better rap-recap of an awesome 80′s movie.

It’s INSTANT BILLY MAYS!!

Achievable ones, anyway. I don’t really have the bone structure to make a go of something like this, but if I did, I think it would be fun to try. As for this lady, I think 71 stone is pretty weak. Why not go for 100 stone?

Turns out, I’m not going to be able to work at Prada after all.

One of the better tilt shift videos I’ve seen.

There’s no mention of it in the story, but I am praying that Cops was on the job as this went down. Best. Arrest. Evar.

I never fails to astonish me the extent to which a woman will heartily instigate a man’s misfortune.

See an interview with the old man and get his side of the story here. NSFchinamen

Extra small condoms for 12 year-old boys go on sale in Switzerland.
Like I needed another excuse to want to slap 12 year-old boys.

Does a Snuggie® not infantalize you enough? Do your toes get too cold for Mr. Bigglesworth to sit on when you’re reading your vampire novels?