Have you ever heard Tracy Morgan cry? No? Well obviously you’re not listening to enough NPR. It’s a long interview, but when you’re lying in bed at 4 am staring at the ceiling, it takes your mind off the blackness. No pun intended.
Also, the CNN iPhone app is slick and all, but the NPR app kicks its ass content-wise.
and not make the 2nd worst impulse purchase of my life, after my house. (not counting all the sex)
An oldy, but a goody.
Now, I’m not gay. I often wish I were, but I’m 97% sure I’m not. So I don’t really see the appeal here. And even though this product seems to be targeted towards the gay market, I don’t see why it has to be. It does have to be targeted towards dudes who want to put their peens in a vampire’s mouth.
NSFW due to the peens.
I don’t know how anyone could think The Jeff Dunham Show could possibly be worth watching, but this guy spends way too much time hating it.
I don’t know exactly what all the Japanese text means, but I’m going to take a wild guess and say it’s “Frickin’ insane Lego pop-up temple.”
In honor of my 20th High School Reunion this past weekend, check out Awkward Yearbook Signatures. It’s a little bit of nostalgia and a lot of WTF.
More auto-tuned science from Carl & Co.
I love Allister. But I’m not missing another Dragon*Con again. And here’s just one more reason why.
At least according to The Atlantic. Betty Draper is both a terrible character, and January Jones is a terrible actress. Even Ashton Kutcher told her she wasn’t good enough to make it. She does clean up ok, though.
I think I posted this last year, but it seems to be making the rounds around the www’s this week again for some reason. If you haven’t seen it, check it out. If it doesn’t make you want to make some actual friends and do something with your life, I don’t know what will.
Pokemon + Menses = genius.
For all you young, handsome men who have adequate success to attract a woman, I recommend you close the deal with some science. A few Lovin’ Spoonfuls a day may in fact save her life. If I had it to do all over again, I’d donkey punch them and just say we were even.
and few degrees too Fox News-y.
Too gay? Or just The Worst Tattoo Ever?
Is it Cranberry flavored?
Oh, wait… it’s just more of the same crap.
After 20 years of wanting to go, I finally broke down and got a 4-day pass to Comic-Con right before they sold out. I’m very much looking forward to seeing lots of semi-famous women terrified to touch me.
Everybody’s Twitfacing or social mediating and whatnot and it’s all the rage. Speaking of rage, here’s what one social media guru had to say about the meeting she was in.
You must need some more Natty Ice so she won’t go all “it’s not you, it’s me, and this table leg I’m going to kill you with.”
I can’t remember if I posted this or not. It’s a few weeks old, but when it’s Winkers: The Pants With Eyes That Wink At You, you can afford to post it twice.
And I don’t blame them.
what this adorable Teddy Bear is made out of.
You’re just going to have to click on it.
Apparently, in Egypt, women care about their men so much that they want them to believe that their huge members have brought them much pain and suffering on their wedding night. Now, with “spurting blood action!”
That’s love.
