Somehow, Fox came to the conclusion that Futurama should have the original voice cast after all. Perhaps releasing casting specs was only a ploy to negotiate lower salaries… nah.
Archive for July, 2009
Concept art for the upcoming Thundercats movie, which is all academic until we see a Cheetara, and I can finally say, “See, I told you. You’d hit that.”
Obviously, Panthro is the Green Mile dude.
“I searched my own name and he’s the only one who came up and actually in the picture he didn’t have a shirt on and I was like oh he’s cute,” said the female Kelly.
Thus begins the epic romance, destined to last forever, of two pretty people with the same name. Go, Facebook!
Admiral Ackbar! Lando! Mon Mothma! Oh, Lego… is there any terrible life pain your little pegs can’t soothe?
Because we demanded it? Maybe? Sure. Why not.
The internets are full of mean-spirited slackers playing tricks on their “friends.” This is the best one I’ve seen in the last hour.
See the other 16 finalists of the Comicon costume contest. Sadly, Dr. Girlfriend didn’t make the cut.
And would spoon Seth Green if I were just two more clicks towards gay.
with guest stars like Stalin and House. Duh.
No, it’s not German Sci-Fi porn. It’s an ambitious attempt to refilm Star Wars in 15-second chunks with varying degrees of bizarre.
Two great tastes that somebody seems to think will make money… Massive Multiplayer Online video games and Twilight. Do tween girls have the math chops to manage charisma points?
Turns out in England, you may get hit with a massive tax for having a patio.
Where all the sexy nerds at?
Sweet criminy on a Triskit. They are just not even trying anymore.
Ladies, seriously, save your $19.99. In fact, I will pay you 20 bucks to get Strong, Sexy, Sculpted Arms & Shoulders.
As the new HBO show has been kind enough to point out, women only really give a shit about one thing. Thankfully, if you have a nice enough house, a decent car and a drawer full of these, you’ll probably be able to have enough one night stands to make it through till the end.
This is either brilliant, or the freak convergence of dozens of extremely talented people who all happen to have way too much time on their hands. Cat + piano + symphony orchestra = ???
You tell me.
With dirty shrimp rice stuffing. Pow.
It was turned into Devpigturducken, if you know what I mean.
After all, the tagline is Crazy about the bottles. Serious about the wineÂ®.
The teaser shwag is starting to come flooding out of Comicon, and there’s lots to start getting the nerds giddy, but the Tron sequel is pretty high up on the HOLY CRAP!!!! list.
*be sure to click the HD link if it’s still up.
Is there nothing you won’t stoop to?
Was it the Hall Monitor in the Cafebaretoreum with her laminated beaver?
I’ll never tell.
Agatha’s. There’s really no describing it, other than… “get the chicken.”
In light of yesterday’s news that a Chinese tech worker killed himself over a missing iPhone prototype, Fake Steve Jobs points out that you’ve got to break a few eggs to make really cheap omelettes. I find it odd that the only people who are honest about things are fictional characters.
Tomorrow morning, stinking Chinese will see the best solar eclipse of the 21st century. If you’re reading this, you missed it. Also, you’re probably not Chinese.
The dirty German Sprite commercial is tearing up the internets today, but I like the accompanying Perrier spot that Agency Spy has under it.
Jerry knows what I’m talking about. Yeah.