No, that’s not a setup for a “that’s what she said.” It’s an epiphany. You know, words like “downturn” and “recession” and “selling plasma” don’t really mean much until it affects you personally. And this little piece really hits home. Jaqbo Bakery & Cafe is closing. Honestly, now that i think about it, it’s a wonder it lasted as long as it did. A staple of the tech boom ’90′s, you would be hard pressed to find a more douchebag-filled eatery, knoshing down very pricey, but very tasty over-stuffed sandwiches and delicious little crumpets and macaroons. I went there for lunch today, only to discover that come Saturday, it’s turning into a pizza joint. So I had one last Chicken Jaqbo sandwich, and got a big slice of bacon quiche for later. I thought Obama was supposed to keep shit like this from happening. Your stimulus is too late… too late.