A coworker asked if I was happy the other day. I said yes.

Exhibit A: Dedication

As Henry struggles with letting go of the ghosts of love and life, he discovers that sometimes you have to take a gamble at life to find love. With a retarded-hot chick 20 years younger than you.

I prefer a more no-nonsense approach.

Built to scale with the cute little Lego figures, and with more than 5000 pieces, this will not make moms and relationship-minded girlfriends happy.

I’m going next year for sure.

A squished Imogen Heap builds a song from scratch with just her voice and some samplers.

It is what it is. Nerds can’t type and masturbate at the same time.

If you’re in Atlanta and listen to the radio, no doubt you’ve heard the ads for this strange thing. Learn how to not be real for the reality show of your choice. Hurry. Tickets are going fast.

Friday Fun From the Filipines

Insert Challenger and or Ziggy Stardust joke here.

Watch a scene from Bad Boys 3: Remember the Arizona, where Will Smith goes back in time to kill Martin Lawrence’s grandfather, played by Cuba Gooding Jr.

But I don’t think Mom was being punny. See the new “ads or music videos or viral content,” as a high ranking interective professional describes them, for Intel’s… something for nerds. Watch them before the “Directed by Christopher Guest” art card crashes the interweb.

AMC’s new series, despite what people who take advertising seriously say, pretty much gets it dead on. Lazare claims that it could be set in any old widget factory, and he’s probably right if you’re talking the early 60′s. The irony of course is that shit like that goes down in ad agencies every hour of every day today. Lay people will look at it and say, “Oh, how bestial and unenlightened and politcally incorrect those times were.” You don’t know the half of it.

Variety seems to like it, but it’s really nothing special. However, if you’re wondering what the advertising world is like, besides the clothes and the puerile business problems I’d give my right nut to have, it’s a pretty good primer.

You know how you’re walking to lunch, and you think you see someone you know and you have to take a second look, but it turns out it’s only Danny Bonaduce? Yeah, it’s one of those days.

Props to reader Dan for finding this “big idea” approach to selling skin care goo. (NSWF (in America))

It’s Steven Seagal’s music video for Girl, It’s Alright, the heartwarming story of an elderly American who teaches his attractive Asian granddaughter the ways of erotic massage.

Michael Vick’s commercial deals seem to be drying up for some reason.

I’m all for controlling your kids. I don’t mind the occasional beating into next week. But I am also very pro-flight attendant. Or “air hostess” as they like to be called. So you can see my mixed emotions.

Just got back from a 9-day tour of duty in Hollywood. Hollywood, Florida. It’s like Miami Beach, only Russian-y-er. And I am frickin’ exhausted. Sorry I’ve been absent from showing you crazy shit. I’l get right on that. Here’s a sex doll for dogs to tide you over.

Forget science, math, economic prowess… we can’t even keep up in the global coordinated crowd card ecomony. Nothing kicks our asses harder than Samsung pride.

If I were pretty enough to run a business, this is how I’d do it.

No relationship is complete without one.

High School: No Evidence Of Romance Before Teacher Married Student.

The geniuses at Turner Field finally get hip to what makes me want to go to the ballpark: All-You-Can-Eat Seats.

Dirty Jobs & Dealiest Catch host & Ford huckster Mike Rowe wasn’t always the manly boy crush he is today. He used to sell crap on QVC.

PMF reader and self-admitted Apple crack addict Stephen shares the love.