First of all, the world is a vulgar place. Especially the world of advertising. Itâ€™s full of disgusting things, including but limited to: expectorating, flatulence, even the occasional weeping sore. Samoas and Tagalongs notwithstanding, youâ€™re just going to have to steel yourself to a little spatter.
Second of all, I am a horrible, horrible person.
At some point, chances are Iâ€™m going to say something that offends you to your core. It doesnâ€™t mean I donâ€™t respect you. It just means I donâ€™t respect your feelings.