Devon Suter :: Pull My Finger

I’m back. With a vengeance.

Devon — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 17:31:24 +0000

YELLOW DINO: PEDO HUNTER from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo.

Testing, Testing… Is this thing on?

Devon — Sun, 10 Apr 2011 15:12:42 +0000

Blogging it out from an iPad, seeing if this whole tablet thing is panning out.
Perhaps I’ll start posting again since I don’t even need to get out of bed.

Hi. I’m Luke Perry.

Devon — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 03:33:37 +0000

Do you come to Dragon*Con often?

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This is not what you think it is

Devon — Tue, 26 Oct 2010 18:02:55 +0000

Or maybe it isn’t…

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Machete: Whoda thunk it was a thing that mattered?

Devon — Fri, 22 Oct 2010 03:23:23 +0000

So the movie Machete is famous for being based on a joke in a movie based on a joke based on a genre that’s generally considered a joke. What’s even more interesting is the philosophical questions it raises based on Jessica Alba’s side boob.

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Uplifting

Devon — Wed, 20 Oct 2010 02:14:33 +0000

Exhibit A

Devon — Tue, 19 Oct 2010 17:05:21 +0000

People often say, “Devon, why do you hate being ugly? Lots of ugly people lead very successful, fulfilled lives. Some of them even do it in the public eye, despite their physical shortcomings. Some even capitalize on them.”

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Case closed.

Black? Really? White girls call them “bad boys.”

Devon — Tue, 19 Oct 2010 16:51:09 +0000

I can relate, Grover

Devon — Wed, 13 Oct 2010 15:19:11 +0000

Priorities

Devon — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 17:02:11 +0000

One of my favorite phenomena of the modern age is the honesty the internet allows people, and the secrets that are exposed and allowed to really show people for what they are. I’ve always found the hypocrisy of women who claim to be so much deeper than their superficial male counterparts to be laughable, and I feel bad that one allows the curtain to be raised, she’s more likely to be attacked than applauded. The new Duke F-List girl is getting a lot of buzz, and as depressing as her treatise is, at least she’s honest. It also explains why I’ve never had a real girlfriend.

That would be nice

Devon — Mon, 04 Oct 2010 19:03:02 +0000

Hey, Art Directors!

Devon — Sun, 26 Sep 2010 23:45:15 +0000

Check yoself before you wreck yoself with art cards with mad skill.

Passion.

Devon — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 21:20:11 +0000

He’s got my vote.

EXTREME!

Devon — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 02:10:10 +0000

There’s always scooters laying around an ad agency. Eventually, some dummy tries to ride it like a skateboard really fast and then gets a rug burn so bad he can’t sleep in his sleeping bag on the camping trip he’d been planning for weeks, and then catches a really bad cold. Or something similarly hypothetical.

But no one ever does this.

I went to Graceland

Devon — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 16:43:11 +0000

This pretty much sums it up.

Hiccup

Devon — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 15:54:59 +0000

It never ceases to amaze me how programmed we are to accept the mammoth female ego and its ability to indict others for their own shortcomings. This particular woman, who is given a forum on CNN for some reason, seems to think everybody gives a shit what she drinks, and that they think less of her because she chooses to abstain form alcohol. Despite the fact she clearly thinks she’s better than them. I can’t even imagine what it must be like to think as highly of myself as a drunk woman.

Women playing tennis in slow motion

Devon — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 02:08:05 +0000

What? It’s totally scientific and arty. It is the New York Times.

My new ringtone

Devon — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 03:18:46 +0000

Fake Criterion Boxes

Devon — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 03:11:12 +0000

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Best of the day

Devon — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 03:04:45 +0000

Do yourself a favor and watch the HD version full screen.