Do yourself a favor and watch the HD version full screen.

Be careful when you put lemon juice on raw fish. Make sure all your prep surfaces are clean, you wash your hands, and you don’t completely shit your favorite apron in terror.

And yes, it is what it says, so you’ve been warned.

Sadly, someone beat me to it.

I love Allister. But I’m not missing another Dragon*Con again. And here’s just one more reason why.

After 20 years of wanting to go, I finally broke down and got a 4-day pass to Comic-Con right before they sold out. I’m very much looking forward to seeing lots of semi-famous women terrified to touch me.

This is 7 minutes of your life you’ll never get back. But it is 7 minutes that will illustrate that we have seen the abyss, and jumped in head first.
p.s. I’m moving to New Zealand.

Fantastic

It’s like one of those Tex Avery cartoons where the wolf’s eyes bug out of his head. And that’s her fiance.

This has got to be the worst punishment I can think of. I’m not sure how a “hate crime” is any worse than a “non-hate-based random beating,” but I do know I love hash brown casserole.

Apatow is all about the virals, and while Raaaaaaaandy may have the best one, the one for Yo-Teach may be the most subtle, and the one for comic superstar “George Simmons” is pretty slick.

The man knows what he’s talking about.

goes to….

I don’t know if I’ve got it. But I’ve got something.

I can’t imagine why I have issues…