I’m back. With a vengeance.

April 29th, 2011

YELLOW DINO: PEDO HUNTER from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo.

Testing, Testing… Is this thing on?

April 10th, 2011

Blogging it out from an iPad, seeing if this whole tablet thing is panning out.
Perhaps I’ll start posting again since I don’t even need to get out of bed.

Hi. I’m Luke Perry.

November 2nd, 2010

Do you come to Dragon*Con often?

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This is not what you think it is

October 26th, 2010

Or maybe it isn’t…

World's Largest Gummy Worm

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Machete: Whoda thunk it was a thing that mattered?

October 21st, 2010

So the movie Machete is famous for being based on a joke in a movie based on a joke based on a genre that’s generally considered a joke. What’s even more interesting is the philosophical questions it raises based on Jessica Alba’s side boob.

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Uplifting

October 19th, 2010

Exhibit A

October 19th, 2010

People often say, “Devon, why do you hate being ugly? Lots of ugly people lead very successful, fulfilled lives. Some of them even do it in the public eye, despite their physical shortcomings. Some even capitalize on them.”

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Case closed.

Black? Really? White girls call them “bad boys.”

October 19th, 2010

I can relate, Grover

October 13th, 2010

Priorities

October 5th, 2010

One of my favorite phenomena of the modern age is the honesty the internet allows people, and the secrets that are exposed and allowed to really show people for what they are. I’ve always found the hypocrisy of women who claim to be so much deeper than their superficial male counterparts to be laughable, and I feel bad that one allows the curtain to be raised, she’s more likely to be attacked than applauded. The new Duke F-List girl is getting a lot of buzz, and as depressing as her treatise is, at least she’s honest. It also explains why I’ve never had a real girlfriend.

That would be nice

October 4th, 2010

Hey, Art Directors!

September 26th, 2010

Check yoself before you wreck yoself with art cards with mad skill.

Passion.

September 15th, 2010

He’s got my vote.

EXTREME!

September 8th, 2010

There’s always scooters laying around an ad agency. Eventually, some dummy tries to ride it like a skateboard really fast and then gets a rug burn so bad he can’t sleep in his sleeping bag on the camping trip he’d been planning for weeks, and then catches a really bad cold. Or something similarly hypothetical.

But no one ever does this.

I went to Graceland

September 8th, 2010

This pretty much sums it up.

Hiccup

September 8th, 2010

It never ceases to amaze me how programmed we are to accept the mammoth female ego and its ability to indict others for their own shortcomings. This particular woman, who is given a forum on CNN for some reason, seems to think everybody gives a shit what she drinks, and that they think less of her because she chooses to abstain form alcohol. Despite the fact she clearly thinks she’s better than them. I can’t even imagine what it must be like to think as highly of myself as a drunk woman.

Women playing tennis in slow motion

August 25th, 2010

What? It’s totally scientific and arty. It is the New York Times.

My new ringtone

August 24th, 2010

Fake Criterion Boxes

August 24th, 2010

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Best of the day

August 23rd, 2010

Do yourself a favor and watch the HD version full screen.

Star Wars 101

August 23rd, 2010

This is a fan film released in time for the big Celebration V last week. It’s actually not bad. It’s not great, but it’s not bad. It looks really good, anyway. It’s 20 minutes long, and it’s only the first half, and I highly recommend going full screen on it.

A Light in the Darkness – Part One from A Light in the Darkness on Vimeo.

Along came a cash machine

August 23rd, 2010

“Since 2006, one out of every 17 novels bought in the United States was written by James Patterson.”

Holy shit.

Cee-Lo. He speaks truth.

August 20th, 2010

LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!

August 20th, 2010

Temple Of The Dog

August 18th, 2010

Checking out

August 18th, 2010

A day doesn’t go by that I’m not reminded that I’m an idiot and failing miserably in my chosen profession because I’m not a social media guru. I’m told that everyone is clamoring for it. After all, it’s chock full of added value like this:

Now I get it

August 17th, 2010

This makes Justin Beiber sound awesome.

Homage. He’s on a cow.

August 17th, 2010

 I <3 this unicorn

August 13th, 2010

 

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Skinny Jeans. For toddlers.

August 13th, 2010

SKINNYJ

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