The Sandpit

March 9th, 2010

One of the better tilt shift videos I’ve seen.

Zach so crazy

March 9th, 2010

Suck my Mossberg, zombies!

March 9th, 2010

You have the right to remain awesome

March 8th, 2010

There’s no mention of it in the story, but I am praying that Cops was on the job as this went down. Best. Arrest. Evar.

Say it again, Pinky

March 3rd, 2010

I never fails to astonish me the extent to which a woman will heartily instigate a man’s misfortune.

See an interview with the old man and get his side of the story here. NSFchinamen

Hmmm…

March 3rd, 2010

Extra small condoms for 12 year-old boys go on sale in Switzerland.
Like I needed another excuse to want to slap 12 year-old boys.

Do you have a bunch of Teddy Bears?

March 2nd, 2010

Does a Snuggie® not infantalize you enough? Do your toes get too cold for Mr. Bigglesworth to sit on when you’re reading your vampire novels?

PEW PEW!!!

March 2nd, 2010

Coagulation Proclamation

March 1st, 2010

Clearly, I need to start taping Judge Judy

February 28th, 2010

Well that’s super

February 26th, 2010

Apparently, I should have died years ago. Just another thing I wasn’t very good at.

+5 Gelatinous Cube

February 26th, 2010

If I were the sort of person who’d had a clique of friends who liked doing nerdy things with me, and I also had an absurd amount of time and money, I would probably do something like build a room just for Dungeons & Dragons®, complete with portcullis and functioning fog machine.

Oh, Happy Day

February 26th, 2010

We’ve discussed Vajazzling here before, but here’s a more in depth look at what women will do for men they think deserve their precious flowers.

Distinguishing features?

February 21st, 2010

Yeah, he has a hilarious hand growing out of his chin.

Guess Who

February 16th, 2010

Nearly four years ago, Roger Ebert lost his ability to talk, to drink, and to eat. But, as this interview shows, he has never seemed more alive.

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OMG

February 15th, 2010

This may be my favorite thing on the internet. It’s The Official Rock Sugar Site. I am sad to see the bass player, who from the videos, appears to be awesome, has been replaced because he “couldn’t swim.” Which is also awesome.

Suck it, Hallmark

February 14th, 2010

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Happy Valentine’s Day!

February 14th, 2010

Good news, everyone! Turns out, the dumber you are, the more likely you are to have heart trouble.

Oh, lurve…

February 12th, 2010

What happens when February 14th falls on football playing day? Well, nothing in my house, because I don’t really care about either one. But in certain circles, it can be problematic. Most women seem to go for the alcoholic jock-types that would prefer to hang out in bars and drink and scream at the telly and joke about how cold the water is (”it’s deep, too!”), so Puma has a solution.

It’s a shoehorn…

February 11th, 2010

…on a stick.

Hey, look!

February 10th, 2010

“That guy!”

Hella Hot

February 10th, 2010

Have you ever seen a Christian tramp stamp? Give a man a dog, and he plays for an afternoon. Teach a man to put a dog in a bathtub, and he plays for a lifetime.

Illustrated couple (left), actual couple (right)

February 10th, 2010

Truth is stranger than fiction. Unless you’re trying to keep some lesbians from adopting a kid, and they’re the super cute lipstick-y kind of lesbians. Then you have to concoct some weird shit.

Illustrated couple (left), actual couple (right)

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It’s the Formula

February 10th, 2010

It’s an amusing article on the dangers of Taylor Swift to the music industry and the psyches of our daughters (unless they’re beautiful blond girls who can just take their glasses off to make their dreams come true), but my favorite part is this chart.

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Most Compelling Headline of the Week

February 8th, 2010

One of my students showed me this in class. One of my girl students.

I love ad school.

Teen Girl With No Vagina Pregnant by Sperm Survival from Oral Sex

AND…?

February 8th, 2010

Google better

February 8th, 2010

You know that sweet feeling you got last night when you saw the Google ad, and thought, “aww… that’s like real life…”

This is real life. Boom. Roasted.

Oh, boy

February 7th, 2010

Happy Superbowl!

February 7th, 2010

Here at PMF, we’re celebrating with a traditional portrait of Conan O’Brien made out of Cheetos®.

That’s what she said

February 3rd, 2010

How many double entendres and bad puns about space junk can you suck out of Star Trek: TNG? At least 10 minutes worth. Which is about 6 too many. Which is also what she said.