Women playing tennis in slow motion

August 25th, 2010

What? It’s totally scientific and arty. It is the New York Times.

My new ringtone

August 24th, 2010

Fake Criterion Boxes

August 24th, 2010

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Best of the day

August 23rd, 2010

Do yourself a favor and watch the HD version full screen.

Star Wars 101

August 23rd, 2010

This is a fan film released in time for the big Celebration V last week. It’s actually not bad. It’s not great, but it’s not bad. It looks really good, anyway. It’s 20 minutes long, and it’s only the first half, and I highly recommend going full screen on it.

A Light in the Darkness – Part One from A Light in the Darkness on Vimeo.

Along came a cash machine

August 23rd, 2010

“Since 2006, one out of every 17 novels bought in the United States was written by James Patterson.”

Holy shit.

Cee-Lo. He speaks truth.

August 20th, 2010

LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!

August 20th, 2010

Temple Of The Dog

August 18th, 2010

Checking out

August 18th, 2010

A day doesn’t go by that I’m not reminded that I’m an idiot and failing miserably in my chosen profession because I’m not a social media guru. I’m told that everyone is clamoring for it. After all, it’s chock full of added value like this:

Now I get it

August 17th, 2010

This makes Justin Beiber sound awesome.

Homage. He’s on a cow.

August 17th, 2010

 I <3 this unicorn

August 13th, 2010

 

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Skinny Jeans. For toddlers.

August 13th, 2010

SKINNYJ

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The Least Appropriate Playmobil Sets for Children

August 10th, 2010

It is what it says.

No smoking, though

August 10th, 2010

Are you a Mad Men fan? Are you fan enough to be watching This Week In Mad Men? The verdict’s still out for me.

Ancient Sexy Secret, huh?

August 10th, 2010

That light at the end of the tunnel?

August 2nd, 2010

It’s a train.

I have a feeling this is what my day is going to be like tomorrow.

Strategery

August 1st, 2010

Because everything is advertising now, K-Swiss is craftily courting the liberal elite Jewish Hollywood crowd via hilarious viral videos. Because they buy the shit out of cross trainers.

Kenny Powers Gets Signed By K-Swiss – watch more funny videos

Kenny powered microsite here.

Whaa? Oh… it’s Tennessee…

July 31st, 2010

Learn all about this completely real candidate for the highest office in our most alcoholiest state right here.

Now I find these

July 29th, 2010

After spending quite a few extra minutes and strained shoulders the last few trips trying to determine if I am grabbing the right suitcase off the belt, I really want one of these stickers. I just can’t decide which one.

I wish this were 20 years long

July 29th, 2010

Proper Opossum Massage

July 29th, 2010

This is my rifle

July 28th, 2010

There are many others like it, but this one is mine.

You Not Expendable

July 20th, 2010

You worth my while.
You Rambo musical.
I like you style.

Tipping Point

July 19th, 2010

This is like every “relationship” I’ve ever had crammed in to three minutes. I’m almost old enough that I’m off the table for any woman, and I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t looking forward to it a little.

Half shark, half octopus, half something that walks around

July 17th, 2010

“Guys & Dolls”

July 10th, 2010

Saturday nights. As I’m not the sort of person a woman wants to be with, at least as far as my last “girlfriend’s” diary explained, I need to resign myself to other things. Like documentaries.

Drunken posting

July 10th, 2010

Never a “good” idea, but now that I’m too old to be much of anything but a bald Andy Rooney, I’m not even going to bother trying anymore. Cruising youtube, I came across this video of a woman who likes to sing. She has a rather large following apparently, and it’s little wonder why. As I watch it, however, I can’t stop giggling. I hate that I live in a world where I want to piss on earnestness. And boobs.

Well, that makes perfect sense

July 8th, 2010

Tarantino? Coppola? No. These quizes are making me more depressed than the transgendered ladies they keep matching me with.