Everyone else will be talking about Tina Fey, or if you’re cool, Wiig’s tiny hands. But I expect alot from Kristin. I gave up on Samberg a long time ago, but this is gold.

Really just an excuse to play with the iPhone.

I’m curious to see if the spin on Homer Simpson voting for Obama will be “liberal Hollywood slamming McCain” or “America’s Dumbass falling for Obama.”

Just play it. No matter what your politics, you can’t deny how awesome a hockey stick shotgun would be.

Only two more days until the big Hotoberfest festival. Get your tickets and support the sustainability of the Earth. Or beer. Celebrate beer. Take your pick.

Halloween comes a month early for Neil Gaiman fans, as he reads a chapter a day of his new book, The Graveyard Book. It’s a bit of a tough decision, as he is quite the spooky goth/leather clad sexy lit guy dramatic narrator, but you’re giving up Dave McKean’s illustrations. Just call me Fox News.

Of course, there’s no excuse to pop a girl in the mouth. Or is there?

Kids today have no respect for their elders. Sometimes they just need a swift kick in the McRibs®. (See! I can do it, too!)

Seriously, this is straight up pornography. So if you don’t want to see pornography, move along. I’m not kidding. It’s video of a man and a woman engaging in sexual intercourse. Not particularly graphic. There is some penis. I just want to have full disclosure here. Obviously, NSFW. Also obvious - some sort of multi-layered Second Amendment pun I’m too dumbfounded to come up with. But I promise you, you will have a new catch phrase.

Women should submit their applications early and often. Emphasis on submit.

I think this is supposed to be funny, but I really don’t see the big deal about making women pay for their own rape kits. I mean, I’m certainly not paying for it. You go, VPILF!

Show your pride in the millennia-old tradition of “helping” the fairer sex with this extremely classy bronze statue.

New Ben Folds record comes out this week.

… wait for it… Intuit QuickBooks!

It’s like last year’s Elf Yourself, only more marketing-y.

or go to church.

about Obama’s Mama.

(I looked for a long time for that clip from Lethal Weapon II, but couldn’t find it. You’ll know what I’m talking about, though.)

because it’s advertising. Sort of. (but not really)

According to Jesus, anyway.

So be sure to check out thearmchairquarterbacks. They make me giggle, and occasionally masturbate menacingly towards my teammates. And come Monday, tune in to the Willie Run to see what it takes to make 2 grown men sit in a can of their own bodily waste for 36 hours.

(and between you and me, I’ll bet a Coke® that next week’s ACQ features an appearance from Riskay.)

Do you have a woman you have to deal with in your life? You probably could use the PMSBuddy. It’s not foolproof, like being gay.

I heart The Venture Bros. And so do lots of other cool people. Including sexy girls. Feel free to stroll through 3,000 of them.

Including the emergency Big Macs he keeps in the freezer. I like the way he thinks.

‘Bandit’ star Reed dies at 71.

What’s next, Jesus? You gonna take William Shatner before dinner?

If you need me I’ll be playing in traffic.

Woman goes for two-fer by driving second husband with first husband’s heart to kill himself. Too.
It’s like a movie, only dumber, because it actually happened.

“That Announcer Guy” Dies.

Screw you, world.

it feels like.

Oh, who am I kidding? This is hilarious.